The Unofficial Guide to Cole's Shows

If you were ever to wander into my house, you might possibly be hit up to buy a ticket for a show. Because over the years I have attended many such shows, I feel that it is only right that I provide others with the knowledge I have gained, making possible the best experience for everyone.


Be prepared to pay. It can be as costly as 50 cents, but often he is running specials for 25 cents. For 10 cents more, you can be a helper in the show. Although initially this seems like a great deal, I do not recommend it. While I couldn’t afford the Helper upgrade this time, David is a spender and decided to pay the extra 10cents. I don’t want to make a big deal, but honestly I did not notice much difference in our show experiences.
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Included in your ticket price is an exclusive flag, which all ticket holders are required to wave during the performance. Cheering is optional but encouraged. Frequently. Trust me, just go ahead and do it.
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This is the 30 Minute Pre-Game Show. The only misleading part of that name is that it only lasts two minutes and is not before a game of any type. This show is definitely worth the extra effort of arriving and finding your seat a little early. Lots of impressive dancing, jumps and dangerous dives into blanket piles.
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ANNNNDDDDDD The Show
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Here is where the crowd goes nuts. At some point during the show, when the time is perfect, Cole throws candy into the audience. It is important to stay alert and dodge the hard ones. Candy varies from old Halloween treats, to Easter kisses, to gum. While it is easy to get distracted and disoriented when diving for the candy, it is important to focus on grabbing candy from the most recent holiday for optimal freshness.

I hope this guide enhances your experience, should you ever find yourself lucky enough to get a ticket. To put your name on the ticket waiting list please call 1-800-COL-ESHO.