Monday, July 6, 2009

Adventures in roofing

I knew the roofers were starting on our new roof today. I mentally prepared for a lot of noise.

And that's about all I prepared for.

What I didn't see coming was the loud Spanish singing and yelling as they joyfully pushed one another on our tree swing. Or the hour long nap one of them would take in our hammock. Or the game of football that would take place in our yard. All of this before. they began. the roof.

(these were taken from my bedroom window, so there are quality issues)


football game
swinging friends
Nighty night.



I was actually starting to feel bad that I wasn't outside in an apron mingling and setting up tables of drinks and hors d'œuvres . I like to be a generous hostess. And this was clearly a party.

We left for the pool exactly 4 hours after they arrived. No one had gotten on the roof yet. However all twelve of them were running around the yard yelling wildly as they tried to catch a little rat snake. I felt like they had things under control.

Don't get me wrong. They had some serious stuff done when we got home. And they are growing on me. I mean, they are brave, no doubt. Our roof is STEEP. I can appreciate that.

I also appreciate that they all got behind my car and pushed it out of a ditch so I could go on about my day. Also that they clapped enthusiastically for Tyler from outside the window while he practiced his drums inside. I even appreciate that one of them took a nap on my park bench, because no one ever uses that park bench anymore and I think it's a cryin' shame. I appreciate how polite they were when they rang my doorbell and asked me to flip the switch on the breaker that tripped.

And I even appreciate that they probably tripped it with the two (2) microwaves they have plugged in on my front porch.

Because I think we all can agree that cold sandwiches are so

totally

passé.
.
So. Party in the Klaassen yard. Tomorrow. 8 am. Who's in?

17 comments:

Brandy Thixton said...

This was so funny I had to read it aloud to my husband. We both had a hardy chuckle at your expense. Thank you.

Dea said...

I just read this to Mark...I couldn't keep myself from laughing so hard that my eyes are totally watering and now I'm having contractions. That is the absolutely most hilarious experience I have ever heard!

Kisha said...

Hilarious as always, Deleise! I hope things get better tomorrow.

SheriYates said...

Hilarious!! What awesome joy - these men that hardly make any money. wow! we should all appreciate life so much! Love,s

Andi Hawkins said...

Oh my goodness. They plugged in microwaves? "cold sandwiches are so passe" hahahaha!!!

Miss you.

Lani said...

Wow. So many lines crossed here. I wonder which will be next? Glad you can have a sense of humor about it. When will they be done? Next year? Yikes. We're getting a new roof sometime this summer, too. Thinking maybe a metal roof. If that doesn't stop the leaks we have, don't know what will. Maybe we'll move. Could I get the names of your roofing crew? I might be able to get a blog post or two out of 'em, anyway. ;)

Cindy Beall said...

Oh man, I love the Spanish singing.

Very hilarious post, my dear. Hilarious indeed.

Anonymous said...

I haven't laughed this loud or hard reading a blog in a while. Funny. FUNNY! Even my dad was laughing out loud. Truly.

Anonymous said...

Your life is an adventure :)

All work and no play makes Juan...

~Robin

Anonymous said...

also...Dirk wants the name of the company... :)

Kelsey said...

This is so funny! Hope they aren't the crew that will come to my house! Though, it sounds like it would be some good times...and good laughs.

Anonymous said...

I just read this again. It makes me laugh. So hard.

Natalie Witcher said...

Oh my. I can't believe it! I'm coming over next time just to watch.

Marcie said...

Hilarious! I love this! (I know, I'm late to this party... I'm behind in my blog reading...)
I can't wait to show this to Devin... he'll crack up!

Kim Heinecke said...

Don't care if I'm 30 days late reading this. That is funny!

Heather said...

Ok...the microwaves got me!!! it's been a while since I've been over here. I've been stalking your education blog.

rainydaymichele said...

Bwaahaaahaaa! That is beyond hilarious, Deleise. You have the best sense of humor. :)